First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas

First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas

8" x 10" (Vertical)
$39.00
$39.00
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First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
  • First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas
First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas

CAUGHT IN THE ACT

First We Steal Your Heart — Golden Retriever Pizza Thief Canvas

$39.00
$39.00

Every golden believes your dinner is a shared asset. This one got there first.
Size

Most kitchens take the 16×20 — big enough to read the caption from across the room. Going above a dining bench or console? The 24×30 owns the wall.

Includes gallery-wrapped canvas, hanging hardware & personalization · Free shipping

See your exact canvas before you buy

Not right? We'll make it right

Made to order in 7–10 business days, then shipped with tracking
Materials & craft
  • Premium matte canvas, gallery-wrapped on a 1.25″ solid wood frame
  • Fade-resistant archival inks with a glare-free matte finish
  • Hand-stretched and arrives ready to hang — hanging hardware included
  • Made to order, one at a time
Size guide
  • 8″ × 10″ — shelves, desks, and cozy corners
  • 16″ × 20″ — our most popular size, made for a kitchen or feature wall
  • 24″ × 30″ — a bold statement above a console or dining nook
Care
  • Dust gently with a dry, soft cloth
  • Keep out of direct sunlight and humidity to protect the colors
  • Never use water or cleaning sprays on the canvas
Production & turnaround
  • Printed exactly as shown — what you see is the finished artwork.
  • Made to order in 7–10 business days.
  • Most orders arrive within 2–3 weeks — you'll get tracking as soon as it ships.
Shipping & make-it-right
  • Free shipping on every order, with tracking.
  • Made to order in 7–10 business days, delivered in about 2–3 weeks.
  • If it ever arrives damaged or not as pictured, tell us and we'll make it right.

CHOOSING HER SIZE

See it on a real wall

Every size, photographed in a real room — so you can see exactly how it lives on your wall.

8" x 10" (Vertical)
8" x 10" (Vertical) · $39.00 Shelves, desks, and cozy corners
Most picked16" x 20" (Vertical)
16" x 20" (Vertical) · $59.00 Our most popular size, made for a kitchen or feature wall
24" x 30" (Vertical)
24" x 30" (Vertical) · $99.00 A bold statement above a console or dining nook

THE STORY

Some love stories have four paws

Every golden runs the same play: the innocent eyes, the slow paw, the vanishing slice. This watercolor catches the whole heist mid-act — one puppy, one slice of pepperoni, zero remorse.

It's painted in soft watercolor with a deckled edge, and the caption is printed right on the canvas: "First we steal your heart, then we steal your pizza." Part kitchen art, part family evidence.

Hang it where the crimes happen — the kitchen, the dining nook, above the treat jar. And if you know a golden owner who has learned to eat with one arm around their plate, this is the gift that gets them every time.

WHY GOLDEN PEOPLE LOVE IT

Kitchen art with a rap sheet

Watercolor with a wink

Soft brushwork, a deckled edge, and one deeply guilty face.

Printed exactly as shown

The caption and all — what you see is what hangs on your wall.

A guaranteed conversation

Nobody walks past a pizza thief without saying something.

Premium matte canvas

Hand-stretched on a 1.25″ wood frame, ready to hang.

Made to order

Printed one at a time, just for your kitchen.

A gift that lands

For golden owners, pizza lovers, and anyone who's lost a slice to a fast paw.

Matte canvas gallery wrap shown front and back on a 1.25 inch solid wood frame

HOW IT WORKS

Three taps. Zero guesswork.

1 · Pick the size. 8×10 for a shelf, 16×20 for the kitchen wall, 24×30 to own the room.

2 · Add to cart. No photo, no personalizing — it prints exactly as shown, caption and all.

3 · We make it to order. Printed, gallery-wrapped by hand, and shipped with tracking in 7–10 business days.

Included with every order: gallery-wrapped canvas · hanging hardware · free shipping
Matte canvas gallery wrap shown front and back on a 1.25 inch solid wood frame

MATERIALS & CRAFT

Made to hang for years

Premium matte canvas, gallery-wrapped on a 1.25″ solid wood frame

Fade-resistant archival inks with a glare-free matte finish

Hand-stretched and arrives ready to hang — hanging hardware included

Made to order, one at a time

Not right? We'll make it right.

You preview your exact canvas before you pay — what you see is what we print. If it ever arrives damaged or not as previewed, tell us and we'll make it right. Free shipping on every order, with tracking.

BEFORE HE STRIKES AGAIN

The fine print

Is the caption part of the print?

Yes — "First we steal your heart, then we steal your pizza." is printed on the canvas exactly as shown, along with the watercolor deckled border.

When will it arrive?

Each canvas is made to order in 7–10 business days, and most arrive within about 2–3 weeks, with tracking and free shipping.

Is it ready to hang?

Yes — it arrives gallery-wrapped on a 1.25″ wood frame with hanging hardware included.

Can I personalize it?

This piece ships exactly as shown. If you'd like her name on the wall instead, our personalized canvases are made for exactly that.

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